Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url